It suffices

I don’t believe in reviews. I think they are the worded weapons of insularity. I don’t get why a person who claims that he would understand the quality of cinema better than the general public and expect everyone to take his or her analysis of how good or bad a story is, should be taken so seriously. It deducts the thought process of a person completely ignorant of a certain film into should he watch it, or should he not. I think that is unfair on the viewer and the film in itself. I really don’t think there is any universal good or bad in works of art, it all depends on people and their tastes and preferences, which in turn depends on their socio-cultural background. So when I write about films, I am writing about my views, because I have this rigid mindset that stands up with a cane and thrashes my backside red before deafening me with a strident sermon saying: FILMS SHOULD BE WRITTEN ABOUT.

Really. We should all write on films. Not lecturing the so called viewers whether or not they should go check the films, but to see, how a story ranging from two to three hours strikes some chords in you. And trust me it does. Even the worst film that you thought was ever made, has in someway struck some chords in you. And I think unless you spare some thoughts about it, you would probably never know how. And then there are certain films that don’t make you work hard for it.

3 Idiots for me, is one such.

The idea of knowledge in today’s Indian society, has probably become more warped than open relationships and literate politicians. And let me not get into why and how it has become so. Instead, let’s look at a pair of eyes, hardly batting, and almost star struck in the middle of an otherwise gloomy classroom. Eyes that swallow rather than see, and perhaps the contents of whatever they swallow, are so delightful, that the smile just refuses to go from the face. Like a child who has just been asked to become the taster of an experimental candy factory. Asked about the reason of such an almost bordering foolish but in a strange way calmly sated smile, the humble reply says, “I am just happy to be here and learn what I love.” If a nation can have students who go through that exact experience even once a year, I think it gets reason enough to celebrate education, and the system through which it is promoted.

Aamir Khan has a thing with portraying education as it should be. He really does. He did it as a teacher in Taare Zameen Par, and now as a student in 3 Idiots. But let’s not talk about him here. A lisping Principal as the viciously strict academician might have reminded a lot of people about a lot of teachers who kept them awake in the silent nights of December; a geeky go-by-the-books fiercely competitive but lacking imagination pain-in-the-butt being mocked at might make a few call some of their friends up and tease them about how they used to be or how they still are; or even the choice that one takes between passion and pain, that would awake a few bitter feelings that some thought they had finally put to sleep. Whatever it was, 3 Idiots, has hardly missed out on any emotion that we might not be able to relate to as an Indian student.

And Mr. Hirani has done all this making sure that we have that smile in our faces, similar to Rancho, throughout the length of the movie. It was almost like a fierce resolution. That the audience should smile. Through sorrow, through pain, loss or happiness. Audience. Watching his film. Has to smile. And what else could I have asked for. Going through failure, and standing by friends, learning with honesty and drinking till the wee hours of night, urinating in revenge, and getting electric shocks in the process, proposing while drunk, and kidnapping the bride to take her to her lover, getting paralysed, and getting out of it, living, loving, hating and well, conceiving, with a smile in our faces. What else, could I have asked for?

The calmness of a student who has faced death and come back. The excitement of another who has suddenly discovered wings that have given him the courage to face people who have forever scared him, perhaps more because of his own presumptions, rather than the kind of people they actually were, and the devastation that leaves its remnants on the face of a man who finally faces the reality of which he had played an ignorant but vicious part. Mr. Hirani has able to make a film that tells you stories that could disturb you in more ways than one. Yet, he has managed to make you smile at the end of it. What else, could I have asked for?

Institutionalisation of anything, is in a way limiting its possibilities from being taken to the stretches that could  changed the world. But just like most things that govern us in our civilized society, it is also a necessary evil. But institutionalizing education, is perhaps defying the cause of education itself, irrespective of the necessity of its evil. And therefore someone in a black sherwani with a pretentious rose sticking out of his breast pocket would give an articulate solution in perfect English on TED, saying: “We should change the system, within the system.” And changing the system within the system does not depend on rule books, it requires human beings. And therefore, that teacher who makes his students believe that everything is possible in this mad manic world becomes so valuable a person in today’s society. For when that teacher sees a student consistently fail while answering the questions set by someone who is more or less invisible, he understands that the student probably, was never meant to take that examination.

3 Idiots hardly had such a teacher. Yet, it somehow managed to create the presence of an invisible being, who in our subconscious minds was telling us what exactly was the right thing to do. It took us to a life where we used to wish for such a teacher so desperately every time we failed in a subject that we never got and were made to believe that we were weak. A life where a two digit number on a dreaded mark sheet, became the ultimate weapon, and excuse for intimidation. Where someone took a permanent marker, and drew a line dividing what was correct and what wasn’t, without letting us spare a thought about what was correct, and what wasn’t. For sparing a thought, unfortunately came in the wrong side of that same division.

Bollywod is perhaps going through its rebellious teenage time of its life. Thinking, rule breaking, albeit with slight fear, little amateur, little stupid even, but with lots and lots of promise, of a really shimmering future.

And what else could I have asked for?

Prodigal returns

Right from the time when Hollywood decided to make the celluloid version of the flabbergasting Broadway jewel The Phantom of the Opera, through the delightful musicals like Singing in the Rain and Westside Story to Clint Eastwood’s lightening quick and trigger happy westerns, some of the biggest films that have come out of Los Angeles have been interwoven by a single factor. Apologies for the shamelessly long first sentence, but I thought the first post of a hopefully silent blog, should reflect the sprit that would drive it, that of pointlessness and listless abstraction. But I digress. Coming back, Hollywood has always shimmered under the idea of sense, stories and their portrayal, that are so much larger than life. But as it is with everything, things change, style changes. And gradually, so has Hollywood.

Good cinema today might just be a little different, even as the concept of quietness slowly creeps in the intelligently crafted and topical cinema of Hollywood; drama and action have taken a whole new meaning. I remember watching films like Judgment Day and Con Air, mindless explosions and humour in the face of almost certain death. I couldn’t get over Nicholas Cage and John Travolta in Face-Off, as they played each other with such tremendous viciousness and compassion at the same time. And in the midst of all that, there were raw unfiltered action sequences. Stunt men, motorbikes, speedboats, bungee jumping and changing magazines in one hand before reloading another within a split second. It was raw action, sweat, toil, blood that somehow did enough to make the man look hurt yet good enough for him to just make it. Heroes used to die hard and villains, well, had a ball. And that became the style, and panache. And if you ask me, I would tell you that Arnold Schwarzenegger in those glares and that mo-bike in Terminator, or a bare feet Bruce Willis in that glass ridden hall of a five star hotel in Die Hard, is what Hollywood action is all about. Now, however, things have changed a bit. We have trained and realistic sequences, almost choreographed, backed by some international diplomatic secret or a political cause. We have stories that would support action and not the other way round. And it only shows evolution of Hollywood towards maturity. But I will clench my butt, and bite my parched lower lip, and guiltily admit, that they don’t make action like they used to anymore. And that’s why, a few old time directors from late 80’s and early 90’s who still bother to take up the microphone to call the shots, however crass their style is, have become so important to me.

James Cameron is one of them.

The best thing about Cameron is that he makes impossible stuff look believable. When Schwarzenegger single handedly brings down a fighter jet in the heart of a sky scrapper infested city, he made it look believable. He scared the shit out us when he made a robot from the future that could regain its shape. He has the power to make someone like Schwarzenegger from being invincible (which is easy) to being absolutely vulnerable and weak (which is sexy). He makes films where the flaws just scream out, but we choose to turn deaf ears. So that’s why when certain so called intellectual farts came up to me and said Titanic is bullshit, its just another Hindi film with a lot of money and special effects, I very unintelligently asked them to fuck the hell off. First, there is nothing wrong in being like Hindi films, but that’s a different story, and second, Titanic, again, with all its corny crap, summarizes what cinema is all about. Because when that ship drowned, a bit of me drowned with it. I have had women, who have never watched English films in their lives, come up to me and tell me how sorry she felt for Jack and Rose. And I have had people who actually thought that that their story was in fact a true one. That’s what people like Cameron can do. They weave fairytales in the midst of reality, and make them almost believable.

And Avatar did not disappoint.

“I love these films purely because someone has the imagination to make something like this,” a friend of mine said at the end of the movie. And I think that suffices. A planet with humanoid aliens who are blue and almost 15 feet tall and inherently interconnected with nature. His idea was so mesmerizing, that he made us realize, the true meaning of the word alien. For alien isn’t really a being from another plant. An alien, is a person with whom we cannot relate to. Who does things that are irrational and something that we are not ready to accept or like. The moment we agree with something, or somebody, he or she, or well, it, ceases to become an alien. Cameron, made human beings look alien to us, and the Na’vis, our own. For when those huge very much identifiable flying objects flew slowly to destroy the Hometree, they looked like a lot of things, but humans. The concept of human beings being more advanced and the ones that attack planets, against aliens who use bows and arrows and animals for their defence and livelihood, tells us who are the humans here, and who aren’t. He has shown us that we are drawn to feelings, and not species. He has given us the reverse of Independence Day, and human beings, never looked so alien before.

And my point is, he has made it beautiful with so many shamelessly screaming flaws that adorn the entire film to make it look pretty. True, it has some of the corniest and most predictable dialogues to make fun of, and so we did. But didn’t we have fun doing that! True that the attitude of the villain and the hero were so stereotypical that we knew exactly how each was going to turn out to be by the end of the film. But did we care about that? For Avatar is a film that has taken me back to the early 90’s Hollywood. While I made fun of dialogues like “I see you”; in around exactly five minutes time, I was left speechless by an edge of the seat chase sequence between two majestic flying beings that we have never seen before. Survival of the fittest, was never so beautifully portrayed and Cameron did it the old fashioned way. There were old school Will Smith in movies like Bad Boys dialogues like “come to papa” and “hell no!” that was more like the director playing to the gallery, and there was the everlasting falling in love-misunderstand-and then making up again formula that we all know, and are apparently bored of, but don’t mind watching quietly and smile. Cameron is like Subhash Ghai or Manmohan Desai of Bollywood, only difference is, unlike Ghai, he doesn’t try and become pretentious and make films that unsuccessfully try and emulate the latest trend. Cameron sticks to what he knows best, and what he knows best is delightfully flawed, and unabashedly entertaining.

Avatar retains the spirit of Judgment Day and Titanic, and I love it. From creating fantasy in the midst of real world, Cameron has created fantasy in fantasy. And made it look like a real world. I think that’s enough to put a smile on my face after leaving the theatre. And Cameron has always managed to do that. It’s not something I will remember forever, but I shall definitely want more of it to come. For I live for people who make imperfect look what imperfect really is- wonderful.